Every ho/himbo with a glue gun & a Target bathing suit was Lady GaGa for Halloween. It was 2 years ago, Amy Winehouse all over again. GaGa has a target painted on her and she LOVES it. Sadly the parody vids almost always suck, because no one gets the looks+style+redic-Madonna on crack that is "GaGa".
The Lady GaGa/ CaCa name is the easiest thing to make fun. Duh. It's natural for your brain to go there.
A 2nd grade class of remedial kids could come up with THAT nick name, but could that class do THIS??
Why Do It Yourself When You Can $ for Someone To Do It Better For Less
So I love " Blind Items". In my friends book Spin, by Robert Rave he wrote about a PR company that would place bets on just whom the items were about in the larger publications. In my whole life I've prob got one right...I think I just figured out another.CDAN (a total LA blog) had been posting blind items (that's what they do) about someone they call "MV" here is the link so you can read the juicy, and sad, if true storycrazydaysandnights MV Story
Personally I feel the answer is Jennifer Lopez. I'm pretty sure. I've KNOWN people to go and lay vocals for songs tracks just to "save time so that when Jennifer gets in she has the keys and inflections there for her". I knew a cool girl who had just moved to LA and was trying to break into the music industry and was paid to do this. I have then heard the songs and recognized the voice. Same goes for her "writers" like Christina Milian (who I like a lot) when J.Lo released PLAY I knew the voice sounded familiar. When I then was given a CD of Christina's I heard the same voice. Funny how Christina wrote that song and the chorus is almost only her. I'd also like to add I ADORE Jennifer Lopez. She's a hard working entertainer but that AIN'T her singing the chorus and if the story is true Jenny you got some 'splaining to do mami!
This is what TV at 4am looks like.
My groggy brain wouldn't let me believe this was real so I Googled it this morning. Low and behold I'm not as crazy as I thought.
1. This is real. The commercial was on last night at 4am.
2. I know some lonely dude or frat guy invented this because no woman wants to be jiggled "fit" up top.
3. The next party I go to I'm bringing one of these.
*Side note: I was awake at 4am because after T-Mobile committed a hate crime and deleted my contacts, pictures, calender, etc yesterday morning I wanted to stop myself from shaking, crying, and speaking in tongues so I decided to dust off the Xanax that I found at the bottom of my purse...which turned out to be an Ambien...there was no Monday for me. PSA TIME: PLEASE keep your medicine in the bottles it came in!
Awww, I love that Britney Spears has remained consistent with her "come back". No falling off, no slackin', working harder then the rest, and doing HER thing. (Like Pink)
She still puts most other female artist to shame with the simplicity that is Brit Brit.
I normally think any time an adult harms a child it is excuable, that being said...I'D MACE THE HELL OUTTA THESE BAD A$$ MONSTERS.
With their equally inarticulate mother sitting next to them this family decided to pick on this woman while riding the train. Their language, their lack of personal space, and the encouragement from their mom got them all "blindfolded" as homegirl said. Here's video of the kids and mom getting a spicy eye.
I do have a problem with the her being labeled as "crack head". She is a transgendered woman who happens to be dressed to work(!) on the LA subway and was not in the mood. I didn't see any evidence of crack use.
Yes I know she is just some chick with a sick stylist(s)
Yes I know she's jocking Gwen Stefani's fresh
Yes I know there is nothing new here...
and yet I HAVE to watch this video EVERY morning when I get up. It's like video crack. I regret it and I'm ashamed after but I can't get my day started without it. I just had an entire conversation using the words to the song and I don't think Brian knows.
I know this because EVERY sleep over my cousin made us watch the "Stepfather" movies and "Shocker" (People with leg injuries still look suspicious to me) Looks good:
...And WTF IS PAUL RUDD DOING THERE??? Artie Lange is barely funny, no longer sober, and NOW BLACKLISTED from most live tv shows. (Someone start the death clock on him...5 months? 1 year?)
