BLAIRE BITCH PROJECT

Another One Bites The Dust (see prev post)

If She Hasn't Had Work Done, Then I'm Diablo Cody!
This is actually a very scary picture. Don't get me wrong she's sweet and very fun, but Girl! You look like you should be standing in a Macys window! She look's like Madame Tussaud's $2 version of Kelly Rippa.
I will say it is nice of her to do charity work. Next time the very charitable thing thing to do would be wear a mask.

The Corpse Bride

Still Dead On The Inside
So Rolling Stone got Britney to sit down for an interview and photo shoot. Too bad it looks like she's crying for help. Like when serial killers take pictures of their victims before they kill them. Yeeaaah, scary.

Here she is reanimated:

Stop it!

No No No get out of my head.How Can This Beeee?
He's hot! I feel like I've been brainwashed. WTF. I need help.
It's HUGH JACKMAN
Wolverine!
The Man From Oz!
I need rehab or something.
Here's Hugh in the current Vanity Fair Italy.

 

Protect Ya Neck

...& Watch Your Back.

Really, look behind her.

                    

In this video the American People will be played by the turkey, John McCain will be played by slaughter house worker Zeeke

Laughing AT Them

Yeah I watch everything on TV BUT Real Housewives of ATL is the TRUTH! I don't think anyone who has see the show wasn't either amused or angered.
On the other hand the Bonnie Hunt Show I've never seen, but she did a little RHoATL parody and she was dead on. Bonnie Hunt NAILED it. She was Kim. Niecy Nash can do no wrong in my eyes but there's only one NeNe.

The video has been removed until the show airs on Monday (I'll post it then)

Until then enjoy this:

"Britney Spears As You've Never Seen Her"

What SOBER?

AAAaaaaaa shocking!

Give it a rest MTV!

I have nothing to say

...

just watch

Heeee's back...Shane Mercado danced (without the cock sling) on Bonnie Hunts talk show

SNL is 99% NOT funny.

Here's your 5%

Enjoy

Just When I Was Starting To Believe

HHAHAHAHAH

For 6 whole days last week I thought Hugh Jackman was hot. 

I don't know why. Maybe it's this time of year.My icy heart gets thawed out by hot cocoa and good deeds. Maybe its sleep deprivation. I was sure he was hot...then this:

It was a slap in the face. The kind I needed. Looks like the camera took a picture of his personality.

Awww Hell To The Naw!

STFU!

Soooo I was wrong. I thought the covers for Beyonce's "I Am..." and Britney's Circus covers were bad.

THIS is just insulting. All the Clive Davis super powers couldn't make this a reality. NO way. It's like Amy Winehouse doing a BBW spread!

I Laughed So Hard

This Kids Screams Sent Me To The White Light

Thanks E!

On My Way Out...

Oh This Just Started My Night With A Quickness...

LOLS Fo SHO 

Watch until the end. 

I should never have kids

I love LA

Last night we laughed at all the ways we could relate President Obama and how he could relate to us.

Like :

Our President knows what it's like to have someone ask to touch his hair.

Our President has danced to rap music. ( and not to be "funny")

Our President has had his name mispronounced.

Our President has had to explain why his family looks different than the stereotypical American family.

Pretty much all the things everyone who isn't white, who's under 50, and isn't a conservative p**ck has experienced. Now we can add this to the list.

I bet our NEW president has been to many a party in his honor like this:

Beyonce Does Lil Wayne

Step Your Game Up She's a hust-lah!

Tyra Mail

Soooo

Around my way we say "Tyra Mail" as an exclamation of surprise, during any awkward silence or lull in conversation, or to signal that crazy is here.

 "TYRA MAIL" (then insert letter opening gesture)

It works fo so many reasons. Tyra is insane, totally inappropriate, she's a hypocrite, self involved and a sight to behold.

Brian has now suggested that I start a weekly "Tyra's so crazy post" so thank Brian (who is special...like Special Olympic special) for

"Tyra Mail"

I just read this on AOL:

Tyra Banks used to be a bully in elementary school. She tells OK!: "I would kick girls out of our group and make them go play with the non-popular kids."

Was this not the same wench who devoted an entire show to railroading Naomi "I'll beat u with a Blackberry" Cambell about bullying her and eating her pizza when they were like 12?

Then she spent weeks after "fighting bullying" on her show. 

Like ALL bullies! Work bullys, cyber bullies, animals who bully,  bullies in relationships, blah blah barf! ( ya'll know she does!)

Soo reading something like that reminds me (I'm reminded daily) how full of total Barbie doll b$**s@!t Tyra Banks is.

Here's one of THE BEST videos online to catch everyone up (its slow but worth it)

STUPID

 See ya next week with another Tyra Mail!

Xx

B

 

NO NO NO

People Please!

 TWICE!

Really???? After all this "fight for change" you get on CNN (thanks BTW) and TELL people you voted TWICE! Come on. Seriously. You have to know that's illegal.