BLAIRE BITCH PROJECT

TYRA MAIL

DIANE SAWYER COULDN'T SOBER UP BEFORE GMA STARTED TAPING!

Oooh Diane...you NEVER go on live this trashed! (unless you are a Kennedy)

I don't think I've ever seen her like this. It might be the only reason to watch GMA. How often does this happen?

Weeeell at least she has an excuse:

 

Stop being a horrendous beast Tyra.
'09 is the year for change. '08...not a good look.
Until that day, I'll keep blogging about you.

-B

For The First Time Ever

...I might have gotten a blind item correct:

BlindGossip - Yes, she is definitely pregnant. So why isn’t she announcing? Because there are two more pressing issues with which she is dealing. The first is that her relationship with the baby’s father is rather tenuous right now. Friendly in public, but lots of stress and squabbling in private. The second reason is that her very aggressive attorney is trying to wrangle down the source of some hurtful information about her that would certainly tarnish her image. So the pregnancy isn’t exactly at the top of the list in this trio of life issues.

Janet Jackson???

Easy, Breezy, Photoshop

MusicGirl

This just looks like a glossy Cover Girl ad. 

I guess Tyra is the Art Director for Kelly Clarksons new album.

Too Easy

Witty...ok

For The Oscars...this is as funny as it gets