The best part of this entire issue is the cover. Details so conveniently placed a story about how "Jesus can save your career" above A Rod (and his Kaballah string).
Maddona dumped pre divorce A Rod , her husband Guy, and hooked up with Jesus Luz(22) and it's been all up hill since then. She had a Posh & Becks style porno-shoot for W Magazine and she's back to being the Sex-pop-goddess(old mother hubbard) that she wants to be.
So Jesus really did save her career...kinda sorta NOT. But I see you Details.
The story about "gay porn star identical twins" and this picture from A Rod was a nice touch too. Cute.
Ok so when Vicky fell on Real Housewives of Orange County I learned God was always watching and that My Name Is Earl kind of "karma" exists.
Bethenny has taught my simple brain that it's not how much time you have but how you use it. She is NOT a housewife, not the most likely "fan favorite" but she rocked this one liner so hard I cant stop saying it.
"Dis-Countess" as in "not countess like or appropriate"
I know this was LAST weeks episode but this weeks was Ramona filled and she makes me CRAZY.
But She Won't Stop Now! I just said "work it!!!" to the computer screen! Say whateva' you like about Britney but she knows how to make a great song and an even better video! Here's the link for If You Seek Amy or iF yoU CeeK aiMEe BRITNEY SPEARS "If You Seek Amy" VIDEO
"It's not a sound bite, this is a real situation. If you can't have compassion for others ... just imagine it being your sister or your mom or someone like that, then think about how you should talk about that."
-Jay-Z to reporters asking about Chris Brown and Rihanna
NO Rhianna should not be with Chris Brown. I don't care what the situation was. If 2 friends got into a fight like that they don't need to be friends anymore, so to say "because he's doing her its ok"...NOPE!
We all know about Ike & Tina. Look how long it took her to leave. So Chris is a f***ed up individual & Rihanna has issues. Done, now onto THESE n***az.
So things got HIGHlarious at the studio in the ATL. Jermaine Dupri and Usher thought it would be funny to start filming their unique and witty take on Christina Milian's new look (she's prob doing a movie) and RiRi and Chris for JD's web series. They can blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol or man up and realize they were on their high pink unicorn. Either way no dude in the room should be saying ANYTHING! The "Oceans 5" crew as they call themselves have nooooooo biz talking about another persons looks or relationship. JD posted the video that night and for some reason it was removed. Hmmm??? He probably put it in the back of his closet with the rest of his skeletons.
Then Usher being a typical mamas boy cried to the press this morning about the big kids making him say those things. He's sowwee.
“The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion,” the statement reads. “I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved"
Eat one Usher!
If you care this group is made up of:
A personal asst (JD's human key chain) Jermaine Dupri (one of the smallest and ugliest hitmakers, oh and his marriage is a JOKE) Johnta Austin (I hope one day some guy hits your mom, sister, AND grandma like you were jumping around in the background. A suit and tie don't make you a man) Usher (ummm didn't your asst...I mean WIFE just fly to Brazil and go in to a COMA to keep you because you are constantly cheating and BTW all the f**king in the world won't change the gay activities in your past AAAND your mama said your marriage is a sham) and Bryan Cox (Beyonce's key chain)
