BLAIRE BITCH PROJECT

Reeee maaaaake!

I know this because EVERY sleep over my cousin made us watch the "Stepfather" movies and "Shocker" (People with leg injuries still look suspicious to me)
Looks good:

I'm so NOT "green"

...I'm Black (insert rim shot)

Buuut I will say this is really cool. It's like the Optimus Prime of pizza boxes!

Wasn't He Just In Rehab???

...And WTF IS PAUL RUDD DOING THERE???
Artie Lange is barely funny, no longer sober, and NOW BLACKLISTED from most live tv shows.
(Someone start the death clock on him...5 months? 1 year?)

Friends With Benefits :)

My bestie and author Robert Rave Twittered about a "site for lazy people" and I was all in. (FYI I love quizzes of any kind. I was that girl who wasn't mad when the teacher said pop quiz)
It's limited to a few subjects now but it's still a good online Magic 8 Ball.
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Bethenny Frankel Is Back

The Real Housewives of NJ is boring, well 85% boring. Teresa has a little spunk and Danielle is almost Kelly (NY) crazy.

But nothing in the wonderful world of Bravo can even compare to the verbal goddess that is

Bethenny Frankel:

Oh Now I See

KHate!

So Kate from John & Kate Plus 8 has been getting a lot of bad press. Sure on the show she's an overwhelmed mother of 8, sure they probably would be considered rich if they didn't have EIGHT kids so they keep cranking out episodes to make $, yes she totally emasculates her husband routinely, but is she really a stone cold beeyoch?

Seems like it:

 

She bounces between verbally beating her husband and physically hitting Chef Emeril Lagasse. Emeril brought his BAM! squad in for the John & Kate 100th episode to help John in the kitchen and teach the family how to cook "good" cost efficient meals. 

...Kate starts to get too comfortable about 3 minutes into this clip: