This is what TV at 4am looks like.
My groggy brain wouldn't let me believe this was real so I Googled it this morning. Low and behold I'm not as crazy as I thought.
1. This is real. The commercial was on last night at 4am.
2. I know some lonely dude or frat guy invented this because no woman wants to be jiggled "fit" up top.
3. The next party I go to I'm bringing one of these.
*Side note: I was awake at 4am because after T-Mobile committed a hate crime and deleted my contacts, pictures, calender, etc yesterday morning I wanted to stop myself from shaking, crying, and speaking in tongues so I decided to dust off the Xanax that I found at the bottom of my purse...which turned out to be an Ambien...there was no Monday for me.
PSA TIME: PLEASE keep your medicine in the bottles it came in!
